Monday Morning NFL Rewind Brought To You By Directv - NFC Edition

Big Cat11/03/2014 7:55 PM

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Let’s have some fun!

The games…

Cardinals 28, Cowboys 17

WEEEEEDEEEEN

You know when your boss comes into your office and asks you to do something that is way over your head. You just sit there and nod and say yes and then he leaves and you have that moment where you say to yourself, holy shit, I have no idea how I’m going to get this done, I’m so severely underqualified for this job, I’m totally going to get fired.

Yeah well that was Brandon Weeden all day yesterday and it was amazing.

On the flip side of the ball, the Cardinals are good, very good. And Bruce Arians is quickly becoming one of my favorite NFL Coaches. Too bad the Bears didn’t have a shot at hiring him 2 years ago, just kidding, they did and royally fucked it up.

Hi I’m Date Bruce, Nice To Meet Me.

Rams 13, 49ers 10

Your yearly Rams somehow pull of an upset and Beat the 49ers.

Casual Jeff is my favorite Jeff

Best offsides ever.

Tavon Austin, poor man’s Devin Hester.

And finally the taint fumble by Kaepernick. Game on the line, 10 seconds left, and he fumbles the ball before getting it in. Which means only one thing.

Sad Harbaugh. Breaks my god damn heart.

This week in Jeff Fisher’s poop faces.

“I’ve been in the bathroom for 2 hours and I didn’t even light a match”

Redskins 26, Vikings 29

Hey look, Adam Schefter’s sources are now “things that are totally obvious”.

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I respect the hell out of Ronde Barber coming to work hungover, looking like shit. Welcome to the real world Ronde. That is called “everyday” for most of us.

Ummmm, ok.

So what exactly happened in this game? Well the Redskins Defense sucks for 1 and for 2 RGIII came back and played well except for all the times he didn’t play well, which sort of means he actually played like shit.

Now 64% completion is good except when you realize its totally average and the Vikings secondary actually gives up 66% on the year.

Have fun with that Skins fans, I’m sure it will end well.

Actually love this move by DeSean. I don’t know what it is but I have a thing for edgy speed guys from the Pac 12. I should probably get that checked out.

Raiders 24, Seahawks 30

HAHAHAHAHA NICE TRY RAIDERS.

Clap Hands we covered a spread and almost sort of won.

And I leave you with my favorite picture from the weekend. #SorryForAllTheFootball