Chris Brown Throws A Hissy Fit Over $10 Parking Valet Charge

Gothamist – We all know that it’s in Chris Brown’s nature to go apeshit with very little provocation. But did you also know that he’s willing to take that nature out on just about anybody who’s in his line of vision, including a valet? Well, it is. TMZ reports that Brown attended a charity event at PINZ bowling alley in Studio City last night, but only stayed for about 30 minutes. When he went to get his car from the valet, the valet charged him the $10 parking fee — as valets do — but Brown apparently felt that he hadn’t stayed long enough to justify paying. He marches up to the unsuspecting parking employee and says, at one point, “Fuck ten dollars.” He later says, “We gonna turn this whole thing on out.” Brown is, of course, surrounded by his posse, but they seem to have a better grasp on the financial situation than Brown does. At one point, one of them says, “We got the money … don’t worry about it.” Even so, it’s not clear whether they paid before getting in the car and driving off.

Chris Brown probably deserves to get his ass beaten more than any other person in the world. If you had to pick the full package of douchebag, he’d be the number 1 pick. And I was gonna put in the disclaimer like “excluding murderers and rapists” but after he beat Rihanna’s face he still might give those people a run for their money. Its people like him why racism exists. Harsh but true.

But you know who I think might be worse than Chris Brown? His fucking lackeys. The crew of henchmen in his posse who do all his bitch work for him. I don’t think it gets any lower than that. Running around Hollywood with the biggest scumbag on earth doing his errands and fighting Mexican parking valets over 10 dollar parking fees. You’re Chris Brown’s bitch. Pathetic. Can’t be any more humiliating role than that.