Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Destroyed A Dunkin Donuts With A Battle Axe?

NY Post – Who knew that donuts and coffee could turn a man into a berserker? Apparently that’s the case because a disgruntled patron got so upset about being booted from a Connecticut Dunkin’ Donuts that he later returned to the shop wielding an ax. Wilfred Levine, 63, was loitering in a New Britain sweets shop when two employees told him that he had to leave, according to FoxCT. A short time later Levine, returned wielding a full-sized ax, jumped over the counter of the shop and demanded to see the two employees. Wisely, the employees hid whereupon Levine “smashed the inside of the store with his ax” before proceeding outside and destroying the store’s front window, according to New Britain police. When cops arrived Levine turned his attention to them, raising his ax as if to strike them down. Unfortunately for Levine, the officers could defend themselves with more than just medieval shields — they tasered the onrushing assailant and took him into custody. Levine faces charges including criminal attempt to commit first-degree assault, two counts of criminal attempt to assault police, two counts of first-degree criminal mischief, first-degree criminal trespass, possession of a dangerous weapon, interfering with police, second-degree breach of peace and first-degree reckless endangerment.

First of all, this looks like that old black actor who’s the poor man’s Morgan Freeman:

Secondly this is like Ghosts of Christmas Future for your boy KFC. I can just see myself 40 years from now doing this. Nothin to live for. Barstool down the drain. Friends and family sick of me. I’m fat as fuck and the only thing I’ve still got in my life is donuts. I ask for a chocolate frosted and they give me a chocolate glazed and I just snap. Go on a rampage and tear the place apart with a battle axe. Couple Indian guys trying to stop me and but I’m in a blind rage taking out like 30 years of disappointing life ironically on the only place that I love. Eventually I get tased and arrested and end up being a mugshot post on like Mars.Barstoolsports.com. Circle of life for the blogger who loved donuts.