The Celtics Got Their Asses Kicked Tonight By The 16-44 Chicago Bulls

The Bulls suck. No doubt about it. I feel bad for all the Celtics fans that stayed in tonight to watch their playoff bound team get fucked up by the island of misfit toys. Credit where credit is due though. Zach Lavine and Lauri dragged their balls all over the court tonight with both guys posting career highs at 42 and 35 respectively. On the opposite end Otto Porter went for 0 in 14 minutes which makes this Celtics loss that much more hilarious.

Before we get to the highlights, h/t to Bulls backup guard Shaq Harrison. He had a +26 tonight in 19 minutes. I honestly didn’t think a backup could go for +26 in such a short period of time against a playoff team but then again that’s the beauty of sports. Sometimes your team wins and sometimes and a guy with a net -8.8/100 goes out and fucks you up when you least expect it.

Baby Dirk Alert

I repeat Baby Dirk Alert

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Don’t look now but that’s 3 in a row. It’s a long road but if they can win the next 32 in a row we’re looking at an outside shot at the 8th seed. Besides why tank when you can pick 15th?