Cardi B Has Diarrhea

Credit to Cardi B for knowing that her belly cant handle regular milk. Me? I love milk. I drink it every day. Some people are saying that means I have a better life than Cardi B. I’m not gonna take it that far because I saw her and Offset kiss at the Grammys. No one has kissed me like that in weeks. I hate that. Conversely, I love milk and am relatively gas free. I still fart from time to time but it’s not crazy like Cardi’s B-Hole.