Eminem Is NOT Happy With Netflix

Listen, people bitch all the time on Twitter about their favorite show being cancelled. I get it. You become attached to the characters, and subplots, and you feel cheated when it doesn’t get wrapped up nicely.

But, most of time it’s just some random Joe like myself complaining about it, and the Netflix Twitter account will hit us with a sad face emoji saying that they’re sorry. It doesn’t make up for the fact that they just cancelled one of your favorite shows, but nevertheless you respect the fact that the 25 year-old San Francisco college grad took the time to respond.

Something tells me that Marshall fucking Mathers deals with things a whole lot different than the average Joe though. I mean he went all caps in his tweet…do you think he’s going to be happy with some emoji response? Hell no.

If I’m Netflix I’m shaking in my boots right now because you know Em’s in the lab whipping up a nice little diss track on them. Nobody is safe over there. From the top exec on down Eminem is going to have his people do recon, and find out all the embarrassing shit that he can get them for.

Slim Shady is legitimately a top 5 person that I’d never want to fuck with, and Netflix just walked into the terror dome without even realizing it.

Thoughts and prayers to everybody in that office. Gonna be on shit your pants mode for the rest of the year.

P.S. – Need a Darren Rovell stock update and how Hulu is somehow going to capitalize off of this, and then somehow get dragged into the diss track himself.