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SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP CITY MANNY TO THE PADRES

Is that how it works? You say scoop city in all caps after a story breaks and then take credit for it? I think those are the #Scoop City rules.

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Imagine anyone wanting to sign with the 62 win Chicago White Sox?

If there’s anything I learned this winter it’s that the White Sox fan base is the number one most delusional group of people to ever exist on this Earth. They also love to tell you none of their players are going to live on the south side of Chicago and they live in Englewood. Like that makes any kind of difference. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

Also anyone who’s like oh Hubbs you didn’t get Manny hahah! Nah. We won 100 games last year and improved. We’re a World Series favorite. I gave up on Manny on a long time ago and I’m pushing all my chips in on Miguel Andujar. We’ve got no choice but to do that at this point. Enjoy San Diego, Manny.