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Blueface Explaining What He Wants A BJ To Sound Like Is The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen

I don’t know who to talk to about this, but I neeeeed to discuss it. People have been talking about this Blueface fella for quite some time. When Jetski was hammered after Barstool Breakfast around Christmas time he told everyone that Blueface would be the next big thing. I was fairly skeptical. And I’m going to be honest, I couldn’t name a single Blueface song off the top of my head. I’m not here to speak for the value of his music. Buuuut….

This video is insane. Saying that a girl giving him head should sound like she’s creating a beat for him to rap to is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life. He’s not super articulate, but damn. His rendition of the blowjob noises had me legit crying in the middle of the office. Imagine going on instagram and making a story of you doing this? Guy is a fucking fool and I love him. This isn’t the first thing he’s done that’s genuinely hilarious. Look at him chucking a wad of cash at this stripper:

I haven’t stopped thinking about this since I saw it. Or this video of him teaching slang to white people on a plane??

“I’m out here with the… caucasians..”

Basically, who knows if Blueface is actually a good rapper, but he is a GREAT character and I look forward to seeing way more of him.