Hunter College Kids In Trouble For Playing "Abortion Battles" At School

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NY Post – A controversial video shows how some Hunter College students have fun: by making believe they’re killing fetuses. The video posted on You Tube shows students in the cafeteria reveling in a game called “Abortion Battles.” The young men stuffed balloons under their shirts as if they were pregnant. Then they attacked each other with plastic knives as they pop the balloons. “Kill that baby!,’’ students yell. “Just do it!”  Marco Rosales, who posted the video, wrote, “We were introduced to this epic game called `Abortion Battles.’ It’s somewhat unorthodox, but it’s really fun! Lol!.” Abortion opponents were outraged. “It’s callous. It’s sickening. It’s not funny,” said Greg Pfundstein of the Chiaroscuro Foundation. “Abortion Battles” was not sanctioned by Hunter. But the college’s dean of students is investigating. “It seems to have been something spontaneous that took place in the cafeteria,” a Hunter spokeswoman said.

First thing’s first, what a joke Hunter College is. Aside from the very abortion-y undertones in the cafeteria, that scene looks like something out of a TV sitcom. All these kids hanging out in a lounge playing games and shit. Reminds me of the commuter lounge at Fordham. Just a bunch of Puerto Rican kids hanging out in between class. For sure not a real college.

Secondly, the baby loving abortion freaks need to cool it. They’re basically playing a game of Steal The Bacon. You don’t see anybody up in arms about stealing or killing pigs when people play that game, do you? No, because its just a game. Granted they coulda gone with a better name than “Abortion Battles” if they didn’t wanna catch so much heat. But you got a balloon in your shirt and you’re popping it = abortion. Its all pretty clear cut. Everyone needs to pump the brakes. And lets be perfectly honest all the people in this world who are pro-life are just people who have never had kids. Anybody who’s ever raised like 3 babies under the age of 4 is undoubtedly the most pro-choice motherfucker out there. “Babies are a blessing” until the moment you’re broke and miserable and haven’t slept in 3 years and thats the moment when you’re like “Nobody should ever, ever, ever procreate and if there is any way to stop it, I’m down with that.” Pop that balloon if you can, kids! Raising children sucks.