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Cardi B Is Out Here On The Lord's Day Tweeting About What Her Pussy Juice Tastes Like

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Cardi! It’s Sunday girl. The Lord’s day. A day of rest. A day of relaxation. How about a little decorum? Sundays are not for tweeting about what flavor your pussy juice is. I guess it’s a lyric from her new song with Bruno Mars but still. That’s a Friday or Saturday tweet. You can maybe sneak that tweet by on a Thursday in the summer but all the other days of the week are off limits for pussy juice tweets. Sunday is most certainly off limits. Sundays are for tweeting shit like, “Man I’m so hungover I can’t even see straight” and “Ugh I wish Game of Thrones was on tonight” That’s it. We’re all just trying to get by on Sundays.

You just never know what you’re gonna get from Cardi B on Twitter or Instagram. She’s one of the last true wild cards we have on social media. One post she’s giving her take on the government shutdown and the next post she’s talking about how her pussy juice tastes like a riced-based Mexican beverage

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Jesus cannot be pleased.

PS- Do girls sit around wondering what their pussy juice tastes like?