Kron Gracie, Who Is Making His UFC Debut Tonight, Believes We Live On An Eye

Oh boy. Just when we thought the flat earth conspiracy was a lot to wrap your head around…wait ’til the public gets ahold of Kron Gracie’s semi-flat ‘we-live-on-an-eye-planet’ theory. I’ll admit, I thought it was a bit crazy too, at first, but once Kron broke out that artist’s rendering of Eyeball-Earth…

…and then flipped it on its side…

…oh yeah. That’s when I bought in. I mean – who could deny it at that point? He basically just showed us proof.

On a more grounded, mixed martial arts level – Kron Gracie, son of Rickson Gracie, makes his UFC debut tonight on ESPN versus the always-exciting Alex Caceres, and although he’s just 4-0 professionally, he ain’t to be taken lightly.

As tradition in the lineage he comes from, once he’s got his hands on you – you’ll be wrapped up into a pretzel, begging for mercy before you know it.

He’s even got the Champ Champ looking forward to his first octagon venture…

Oh yeah, and Nate Diaz will be in his corner tonight, and is a longtime training partner of the kid, meaning the above clip of him talking about eyeballs may mean he’s gotta STAY OFF…THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED-UH!