Not One Human Has Ever Dominated An Eating Contest Like This Pacers Fan

I don’t know if I’ve been more amazed and laughed harder during an eating contest than watching this clip. It’s mesmerizing. He’s just casually in the middle and devours this entire shrimp cocktail from St. Elmo’s in 13 seconds. Now, I know you may be saying he looks the part of a dude that can devour shrimp in 13 seconds, but I advise you to look at St. Elmo’s shrimp cocktail. It’s a hot cocktail sauce. There’s a lot of shrimp in there.

I mean look at his opponent.

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My man is near tears while the champ is just taking a Sunday stroll next to him. I’m surprised he didn’t reach over with his fork for leftovers. He had 45 seconds to finish the cocktail and he needed just 13. They should have kept feeding him. See how many shrimp cocktails he could eat in 45 seconds.

Just absolute domination with an A+ celly pose. This is your king now, Indianapolis:

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