As I walk to work in the morning, I often walk by a school as the kids are getting ready to start their day. Sometimes it feels intimidating, especially when I walk by the kids who hang out in the White Castle drive-through, which is right next to the school. Overall, I’ve gotten used to it. It could be worse. I could be walking past a bunch of English schoolboys. Now those kids are an intimidating bunch.
Look at these wankers:
English kids are about 1000x cooler than American kids. Something about their voice and devious ways makes me know that if there was a rewind of the Revolutionary War between English and American kids, the Queen would get her colonies back. Those kids probably already smoke a pack of cigs a day. Just complete psychos.
For those at home who are a bit confused, read out the license plate number slowly
Ah, to feel the joy of being a shitty teenage boy again.