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One Million Moms Says New GEICO Commercial Promotes Beastiality Because Chick Wants To Fuck The GEICO Pig

Daily Mail- An ad for car insurance apparently suggests much more.  One Million Moms, a group that monitors children’s programming, is calling on Geico to pull a recent commercial featuring a woman apparently flirting with a talking pig calling it ‘bestiality.’ In their press release, the organization says, ‘The Geico marketing team may have thought this would be humorous, but it is disgusting to see how the company takes lightly the act of bestiality. The commercial features a young woman and a pig, apparently stranded in a broken-down car. ‘Did you turn your ringer off so no one would interrupt us?’  The pig though, seems uninterested, in the young woman and shows off the mobile Geico app on his phone as well as the game Fruit Ninjas.  This is not the first time that One Million Moms has protested such a high-profile company for allegedly depicting bestiliaty.  Earlier the group found objection to a Skittles ad featuring a walrus.  On their Facebook page, the ‘disgusting Geico ad’ features over 130 likes and has been shared over 100 times.

You know who is the sickest bunch of motherfuckers out there? One million moms, thats who. How fucking nasty are these broads? Everywhere they look, all they see is women fucking animals. Buncha sexually frustrated feminists if you ask me. Probably haven’t seen a human dick in like 10 years. So they take one look at Maxwell the GEICO pig and can’t stop thinking about his hog. Bobby the Walrus and his huge tusk. Get your mind out of the gutter you filthy sluts! Nobody else is thinking about beastiality except for you closet whores. Granted, the walrus commercial was a bit much. Those 2 chicks definitely ended up fucking that tusked tub of lard. But Maxwell the GEICO Pig is as harmless as commercials get. Not like we’re gonna have a generation of girls growing up sucking on pig dicks because of that commercial. But we probably will if One Million Moms doesn’t stop talking about banging barn yard animals and walruses and shit. Its like they’re sneaking pro-beastiality and using reverse psychology on us to hide it. I know my mom did that shit all the time when I was growing up.