President Trump Is Doing 69 Jokes Now And I Am Here For It (This Blog Might Be A Horny Maker So Be Careful)

Now, many people dont know that 69 is a sexual reference. You see, one person’s body is in the shape of a 6 while the other is in the shape of the 9. Both times, one person will be licking or sucking on the genitals of their partner. Here’s a cartoon example.

Pretty cool! With that view in the daytime, you can see your lover’s asshole too which is exciting.

Over the course of the past few years, people on the internet have started to say, “NICE!” when the term 69 is on the internet. In fact, your beloved Military podcast Zero Blog Thirty used that this morning.

Anyway, shoutout to the President for being trendy on the internet. Love it. I bet he loves to 69. Just getting all up in there and eatin coochie coo like there’s no tomorrow.

“How many times you gonna lick me on my pussy while I suck your dick, Mr. President?”

Side note: we are buttfucking in 2019. Cant wait to give this one a spin.