I Need To Go On A Bigfoot And Alien Excursion With Jose Canseco

I’ve never needed to do something more than I’ve needed to hunt aliens and Bigfoot with Jose Canseco. When we were out in Vegas for the Winter Meetings, Dallas and I tried to get Canseco on Starting 9, but he was the only guest that’s ever asked us for an appearance fee. It’s that old Joker philosophy — if you’re good at something, never do it for free.

I don’t know what the price is for such an excursion, but Barstool has to make this happen. I mean, Dallas straight up looks like Bigfoot’s offspring. It’s perfect. I would travel the world with these two to find Bigfoot alone, never mind aliens on top of that. And if he’s pitching this excursion so specifically, then Jose obviously has a plan in place to track them down, so I’m all ears. To be continued…