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I Need To Go On A Bigfoot And Alien Excursion With Jose Canseco

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I’ve never needed to do something more than I’ve needed to hunt aliens and Bigfoot with Jose Canseco. When we were out in Vegas for the Winter Meetings, Dallas and I tried to get Canseco on Starting 9, but he was the only guest that’s ever asked us for an appearance fee. It’s that old Joker philosophy — if you’re good at something, never do it for free.

I don’t know what the price is for such an excursion, but Barstool has to make this happen. I mean, Dallas straight up looks like Bigfoot’s offspring. It’s perfect. I would travel the world with these two to find Bigfoot alone, never mind aliens on top of that. And if he’s pitching this excursion so specifically, then Jose obviously has a plan in place to track them down, so I’m all ears. To be continued…