HALLELUJAH BITCHES: Cool Pope Francis Is Officially Coming To Philly Next Year

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[NBC10] – Pope Francis has confirmed to Philadelphia’s archbishop that he will be coming to the city next year for the World Meeting of Families conference. The pope will attend three days of the conference — Friday, Saturday and Sunday — which is taking place from September 22 through 27, Chaput said. The trip to Philadelphia will be not only the Holy Father’s first visit to the city, but also his first time in the United States as pope. HALLELUJAH

Oh, no big deal. Just the coolest pope in the history of popes planning on taking a little weekend vacay in the City of Brotherly Love next September. I’m about the furthest thing from religious as one could be, but I’m still on board with Pope Franky. He’s the people’s pope and has done just about everything but give the green light for recreational marijuana to prove that. You wanna be gay? He can work with you on that one. Bullet proof Popemobile? That’s for suckers. Hell, just yesterday he slummed it up and ate lunch with the Vatican staff. So I’m sure the Pope is coming to Philly for whatever this “World Meeting of Families conference” is, but I also have a feeling that as long as the Eagles have a home game that Sunday, Cool Pope Francis will be at the Linc hanging out in the upper deck. And I’m sure there are plenty of people who aren’t from the area that will immediately assume Philly fans will throw snowballs at the Pope. Well to that I have two things to say. 1) It’s September, so there will be no snowballs to throw. And 2) Even if there was snow, I bet Pope Francis would openly welcome snowballs getting tossed his way because that’s the kind of guy he is.

P.S. – How about the dude with the pot leaf sticker on the back of his phone? Awesome, man. You smoke. We get it.