College Police Launch A Manhunt To Find A 50 Year Old Mom Walking Around The Campus Library Asking Women To Go On A Date With Her Son

BALTIMORE SUN – Towson University police have asked students and staff to be on the lookout for a woman in her 50s wearing a multicolored scarf. She’s looking for a date for her son.

Students complained to officers that she approached them last week in two campus buildings, the Cook Library and Center for the Arts, showing them a picture on her cell phone and asking if they were interested in dating her son.

It caused enough of a disturbance that police alerted students via an “incident advisory” that included a link to surveillance footage of the woman. They asked anyone with information about the woman or the incidents to contact university police at 410-704-4444.

Somebody blogged this last night but this story is wayyyy too good to let go unnoticed.  My favorite criminal of 2019 so far:

It’s good they have the security footage because I would have 1,000,000% been looking for a heavy-set brunette with curlers in passing her phone around showing off her sweet bubeleh and leaving little care packages of kugel and babka.  That’s just a personal experience thing.

But yes, Asian mothers have been known to take a pretty active role in their children’s lives when it comes to homework and dating.

Yeah it can be a little annoying.  Yeah it can be a little intrusive.

But a police matter?  Passing fliers around of Towson’s Most Wanted: sweet little Asian lady in a floral print scarf?

Who are all these stuck up little bitches filing police complaints in the first place?  Holy shit, if you’re not interested just say no thank you.  Say you have a boyfriend or that you’re not looking to date right now.   How important is your British lit midterm that you have to call fucking 911 because a woman loves her son and wants him to start a family before the next 20 years of med school?

It’s the god damn millennial culture, is what it is.  Self-absorbed teenage narcissists who think you find the man of your dreams through an app.  Well when was the last time Tinder walked up to you and personally presented a potential partner to you with a sweet smile and glowing reference?  Who can personally vouch that he cleans his room and washes behind his ears and gets all his homework done before supper?

A little respect would be a lot more appropriate than a WANTED poster IMO.