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Any Ladies In The Greater Cleveland Area Looking For A Roommate To Share A Bedroom With?





Hello I’m Patrick and looking for a female girlfriend to share a private bedroom together with and have use of the house also that sister owns here in Cleveland, I am 52yrs old 5ft 9in 160 lbs. and tired of being alone and bored all the time. I do smoke cigarettes so if your a non-smoker and have an issue about that don’t think it will work out between us then, I’m very open to race & size as long as your Adult that’s all that matters to me. I have a few pic’s of me on here for you to see and if interested send me one of you and we’ll go from there, We can meet first if you would like and get to know each other a little and see if we feel right for each other and will go from there. Will be looking forward to hearing from you and will reply soon after you respond, Have a nice Evening babe !!!!




This is what it’s all about. It’s 2014, you’re on the wrong side of 50, technology has passed you by, little loney, little sad. You can either roll over and die or you can adapt and use the internet to your advantage.Fuck Tinder and Match.com when you can just put up an ad on Craigslist asking for a female roommate to share a bedroom with you. I’m sure some people will say oh this guy Patrick is a fucking weirdo, no chance he doesn’t do something fucked up to you. Nah, I just see a guy taking a tool (the internet) and mastering that tool into a finally tuned weapon of love. It’s like the day my dad figure out how to use the DVR. Nothing but pride.  The game has changed, time to play by the new rules. Have a nice evening babe!!!!







I’m actually happy he put this in. We’re all good. Adults only.


I’m very open to race & size as long as your Adult that’s all that matters to me.



h/t Mitchell.




But seriously, I’m scared.