Hello I hope you had a nice week with your “friends” from work. Obviously they’re not as good as your real friends but hey they could be worse right?
Nothing is worse than work friends. They tell awful jokes, eat smelly and disgusting food and most importantly they keep you busy when you could be playing with your dog.
Seriously. Fuck your work friends. If you find yourself really gelling and jiving with your colleagues, go buy a dog. Look at how happy all these pups are hanging out with their NON WORK friends.
Give Mango all of the treats
Sup big Ern
I love your magic heat cloak
OMG YOU FANCY
Hi Debby if you’re not wearing your shoes I would like to eat them please
REGION RATS VS REGION DOG WHO YA GOT
What’s the difference between Lake County and Cook County?
I know you guys look small but something tells me you think you’re very, very big.
My mom is from Edison Park and she never locks her front door.
Booker T Washington was a famous scientist. Booker T was a famous wrestler.
Fuck the Packers
Nala deserves a dry-aged bone-in ribeye this weekend no?
*gets red rocket*
Rest In Peace Wrigley. Everyone misses you so much. Go Cubs.