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Beautiful Home For Sale In Philly 'Burbs Boasts 5 Bedrooms, Exquisite Fuck Dungeon

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About 20 miles north of Philadelphia in Maple Glen, PA, nestled amongst the trees of an upper-middle class neighborhood, sits the house on 1612 Norristown Rd. A “For Sale” sign swings gently in the breeze on the perfectly manicured lawn, much like the fuck swing slowly rocking with a slight draft in the basement…

Yes, this house totally fucks & it doesn’t care who knows it. The description on Zillow:

“50 shades of Maple Glen”. One of a kind surburban home with a sexy twist. Private quiet lane of 3 homes leads you to a secluded 4 bedrooms upstairs plus 1 bedroom in basement 2.5 bath colonial home located just 15 miles outside Philadelphia in the suburb of Maple Glen. Property includes 3 fireplaces, indoor/outdoor speaker system, 2 new heaters and water heater (2014), 2 new sump pumps, Gorgeous gourmet kitchen w/ newer (2013) stainless steel appliances, tumbled marble backsplash, and large granite island, and granite countertops. Hardwood floors throughout both floors. Breakfast room w/ vaulted ceilings walks out to large deck and private wooded yard w/ custom gazebo. Dining room w/ custom wainscoting, Living room/billiard room includes pool table. Family room w/ brick fireplace and beautiful wall of windows. 1 st floor study. 2nd level includes a large master bedroom suite w/ gas fireplace. Master bathroom w/ double doors , marble floors, dual vanities, stall shower and soaking tub. There is a step-down office w/ window seats w/ storage and 2 walk-in closets. 3 additional large spacious bedrooms and an additional bathroom complete the 2 nd floor. 3 rd level offers a huge walk-up attic.

Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom and also is a private adult sexual oasis. It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement. Home currently is being offered as an Air B&B rental @maisonxs that gets $750 a night on weekdays and $2000 a night on the weekends for private parties or entertainment. Convenient to PA turnpike, 309, 63, 152 , trains to Center City Phila, restaurants, shops, and minutes from downtown Ambler. Award winning Upper Dublin school district. House is being sold furnished.

Brilliant. Basically this house is a giant sex shack rental which is awesome for anyone who’s into that, and probably not so awesome for whatever cleaning service always has to go in after. And considering they’re selling it furnished, odds are good it will continue to stay that way. Have to admit, I’m curious to know if the neighbors are clutching their pearls or have been there themselves.

As for how I found this house, I saw it making the rounds on Twitter this morning & didn’t understand what the fuss was about until I got to photo 31 in the gallery & let out a hoot.

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PLEASE NOTE THE FIST IN THIS ONE:
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Pretty sure that bed has a medieval stockade built into it. Congrats on the sex, 1612 Norristown Rd!