Paige Spiranac Has A Message For You From Her Bed

Our girl is at it again!!

Textile Dysfunction, get it?

I don’t know who produced the first ever ED commercial, but they’re surely very rich now. Every single dick medicine ad is the exact same. Insert a different couple, different setting and a different smoke show talking about how bad she wants her man to perform like a king in the sack. Same story, same dance.

So Mizzen+Main (friend of the program) having Paige play off it with the performance of fabric is genius. Spoof commercials are usually pretty hit or miss. This was a hit, in my humble opinion.  And whoever came up with this deserves a raise.

And that ending…

[Insert eyes emoji]

I saw some golf outlet say the entire thing (especially the ending) was awkward. Losers. It was executed perfectly. And let’s be honest, Mizzen+Main knew EXACTLY what they were doing.