Ladies and gentlemen, it is a monumental day. A MONUMENTAL day. The one and only Emily Ratajkowski has entered the lingerie market. She’s already a titan of industry when it comes to bathing suits and now she has decided to set her sights on lingerie. I’m not a fashion designer but I can’t imagine the pivot from bathing suits to lingerie is very difficult. I feel like all you gotta do is take the bathing suits, change the fabric to something a little lighter and boom, you’re in the lingerie business. Emily Rata is gonna make a killing.
By the way, having a lingerie photo shoot in a bodega is classic. People don’t tell you this but that’s actually what people wear when they go to the bodega. New Yorkers tell outsiders that bodegas are scary places where people get shot and killed and where homeless people hang around for hours and then end up buying one (1) cigarette but they’re just lying to keep people away. Don’t get it twisted, bodegas are actually full of smoking hot Instagram models in lingerie. When I lived in Brooklyn, I can’t tell you how many times I walked into my local bodega and a girl was wearing exactly what Emily is wearing in those pictures. Bodegas attract nothing but smoking hot chicks.