Hawaii Wants To Raise The Minimum Smoking Age To ONE HUNDRED Fucking Years Old

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People in elected offices are losing their damn minds. 100 years old? Bro, if you wanna take meth straight to the dome, you should be able to. We should be making things more legal, not less. After all, you cant even purchase cocaine legally but our good friends in the Coast Guard are dropping mad booger sugar in the ocean as we fucking speak.

Making something illegal doesn’t stop it when it comes to drugs and we are being real loosey goosey if we are calling cigarettes drugs. Wanna ban it in public? Fine by me. I dont like the smell unless I’ve had 2 finger of a cask strength America Bourbon. Want to stop my good friend Kate from rippin cigs behind the Wawa in Delco after she’s polished off a meatball hoagie with extra horseradish sauce? That just wont fly. She should quit when she wants to and not a moment sooner.

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I mean, look at these politicians just sticking their noses where they doesn’t belong. If I wanna ruin my lungs, I should be able to.

SLAVERY!? Buddy. Let’s fucking relax.

Imagine wanting to buy smokes at the ripe old age of 16. You gotta wait until you’re 100 now?

Unamerican and outrageous. Simple as that.