The Avengers Superbowl Trailer Was Perfect And Made My Dick Hard

“Some people move on…but not us.”

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OH. MY. GOD.

Perfect. That was fucking perfect. I went on record after the first ‘Avengers: Endgame’ trailer that I didn’t want to see any more footage from the flick, because hell – I’m sold already, and after ‘Infinity War’, I’d like to go in knowing as little as possible for the best viewing experience possible, but this was…perfect! I don’t know how else to describe it!

We got a gloomy-ass New York City…

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A glimpse of how the world is handling the “decimation”, as it’s being referred to in-universe…

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Tony Stark and Nebula seemingly trying to repair the ship they’re stuck on to get back to Earth…

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Some shots of the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes who remain…

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An AMAZING silhouette shot of the Avengers ready to go to fucking war…

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…and last, but certainly not least…Captain America’s shaky, and clearly damaged hand reaching over to the strap of his shield, and tightening that shit up for more.

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“I could do this all day.”

Like I said multiple times already in this blog…perfect. Did it make me increasingly concerned for my guy Steve Rogers’ life? Yes.

Still though…color me hard.