Pete Davidson Trashes The City of Syracuse Because He Got Pulled Over Near There Once - Syracuse DA Claps Back And Bodies Him

I didn’t know this, but Pete Davidson really has it out for the city of Syracuse and their cops. Why? It looks like Pete was pulled over last summer at 4am for speeding in a town near Cuse called Manlius. When the cops were doing their thing they cited one of his friends for marijuana possession. That friend ended up paying $225 in fines with his plea deal. Two hundred dollars! I mean this guy probably can’t afford food anymore with that fine.

Well, in this video, which surfaced a few days ago, Pete trashes the entire city of Syracuse because he’s still butt hurt over the incident. Awwww. Boo hoo. It didn’t even fucking happen in Syracuse you moron. Manlius is a neighboring town where the rich people live. There are some issues with Syracuse, don’t get me wrong (weather, limited bars on campus, weather) but the cops are good people and look out for everyone’s safety, especially with the surrounding area not being the safest. Shout out Officer Joe (Syracuse students know) I wish that guy was my dad.

I promise you they’re not following Pete every second just looking for him to do something wrong. Dude you were speeding at 4am yeah they’re going to pull you over. Deal with it. Also this was last summer before Ariana Grande and (apparently Kate Beckinsale now) so you were just a funny SNL guy back then. You were the guy who hated Staten Island that’s it. Relax, pal. All your buddies had no problem with Syracuse and thought it was no problem at all. You’re just an asshole.

The best part of this whole thing is the Syracuse DA clapping back from the clouds.

Not surprisingly, it was the first time I ever heard of Pete Davidson, and apparently he doesn’t like Syracuse. So I did a little background checking on him and, quite frankly, I’d be as likely to take tourism advice from him as I would marriage counseling from O.J. Simpson

Okay William Fitzpatrick now we’re cooking!

There would be no better retribution than forcing Pete and his buddies to come all the way back up to Syracuse to deal with this. That trip up I-80 and I-81 is BRUTAL. Fucking butthole eyes.

P.S. Funk N Waffles is big fire.