WOJ BOMB: Kristaps Porzingis Left The Knicks With The Impression That He Wants To Be Traded

Welp, there goes my entire blog about this being a whole bunch of nothing. If KP REALLY wants to be traded, can he convince Anthony Davis how awesome New York is? Maybe he can meet with Davis in person down in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, eat some gumbo, listen to some jazz, and finish it off with a bunch of beads. Based on everything I know about KP, he seems like he’d enjoy that. Beacuse again, I’d be more than fine with shipping one unicorn for another. But if not, Kristaps can sit in whatever Manhattan penthouse he lives in now and enjoy the beautiful New York winters as we pray for the thermometer to hit double digits. Because again, he has NO leverage for the Knicks to move him at all unless he wants to bet $150 million on himself coming off of a torn ACL.

Anyway, it feels good to have that feeling of pure chaos as well as impending doom right around the corner as a Knicks fan back in my life because the tank was going wayyyy too smoothly. So thanks Kristaps, I guess.

Kinda weird that I did this earlier today and actually expected some good karma instead of a bukakke of Woj Bombs about my favorite player wanting to leave my favorite team.

I guess karma is a bitch after all, even the good kind.