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Paulina Porizkova, 53, Poses Topless In A Sexy Thong Bikini For SI Swimsuit 2019

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(VIA People)

God damn. Paulina Poriskova posing topless in a thong bikini at 53 YEARS OLD! When I first saw the picture I thought another new young hot swimsuit model just appeared on the scene. Nope. Just a seasoned vet doing the damn thing. It’s been nearly three decades since she last appeared in SI swimsuit but it looks like they wanted the OGs to pull people in, which always works. Especially when they look like this.

The ultimate goal in life is to look like Paulina Porizkova does at 53 years old. I don’t know what I have to do to achieve that goal but not ordering Shake Shack or McDonalds at 10 PM might be a good start.