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Government Shutdown is Over! Back to Work Bitches!

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Post - Senate leaders announced a bipartisan deal on Wednesday to raise the debt limit through Feb. 7 and end the 16-day-old government shutdown, as stock markets rose with optimism on Wall Street that the Washington stalemate was nearing an end. The bill must be passed by both the Senate and the House of Representatives, and signed by President Obama, and it is unclear whether all that can happen before the Treasury Department exhausts its borrowing power Thursday. Majority Leader Harry M. Reid (D-Nev.) and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) announced terms of the deal on the Senate floor, drawing support from the White House but a quick denunciation from Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.). But Cruz, who has helped lead a movement among House conservatives to block a deal that does not include White House concessions on Obama’s landmark health-care law, told reporters he would not seek to delay a vote through parliamentary procedures.

The 16 day government vacation appears to be over. The parks and monuments will be re-opened. The janitors won’t have to whore themselves out in SE to buy their kids pampers. And our government won’t default on their debts. But the biggest question remains: will the fox be allowed to stay in the white house garden?

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Link – the vegetables filling the 1,500 square-foot plot are now rotting away on the vines and in the boxed beds,” weeds have taken over the garden, and “the vegetables that have already fallen off the vines are now mouldering on the ground.” The garden has been overtaken by squirrels, as well as the “newly arrived fox now making a home at the White House.”

Kinda got to let it stay. You can’t kick a woodland friend out of it’s home. He runs the garden now. Because apparently Michelle sure as shit doesn’t touch that thing. What a farce. Goes on and on about eating healthy and growing veggies, but the second she can’t pay her minions to mend to her tomatoes, it’s all dominoes and chinese food for her.

PS: The white house has a garden, but not a kidapult? Huge mistake. Why even have money if the first thing you buy isn’t a kidapult?

 

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