Roger Goodell Says He's All About the Right to Privacy

“You know I never disclose my private conversations with anybody.” – Roger Goodell on what he said to the Saints about them getting porked by the league.

Well there you have it. In just 10 words. At his annual press conference, Roger Goodell reaffirmed his core, bedrock principle that private conversations are meant to be kept private. He’s not at all into leaking information until all the facts are in, information is fully vetted, and all sides involved are satisfied. Then an only then, we everyone is in agreement, can we released personal, privileged information.

In other words, each individual has the right to privacy.

If nothing else, the Wells Report gave us hilarious text messages about Tom Brady, Deflategate

E-mails open a window into the life of Tom Brady

Internet Reacts to Stephen A. Smith ‘Hearing’ Tom Brady Destroyed Cellphone

Got it. The rest was all about what a fantastic job he’s doing and all the issues surrounding the league are in the best possible hands and don’t forget how much the fans are enjoying this season. But never forget that nothing but nothing is as important and keeping private conversations private. Keep up the good work, Clown.

Don’t forget to buy the shirt Sean Payton wears.