Guess Who This Slender Backstop Is?

Of course he was a catcher…

Its the Big Man Chris Christie! Look at that svelte motherfucker! I bet he was like a cat behind the plate back then. This makes his fatness all the more impressive. I mean you take one look at how fat he is now and you’re convinced it took him a full 50 years to accumulate that obesity. But here he is in High School looking trim as can be. That means he packed all that fatness into only like 30 years. Twice the fatness in half the time – thats what I call Gubernatorial Efficiency.