Roger Goodell Robbed PFT Of Making His First Appearance In TMZ "For Dying In A GHB Fueled Orgy"

TMZ – PFT Commenter — the cohost of the “Pardon My Take” podcast on Barstool Sports — says he was arrested at the NFL’s Super Bowl Opening Night event in Atlanta on Monday night.

The Barstool star — real name  — had been having a pretty successful night, firing off questions to everyone from Rob Gronkowski to Todd Gurley … even Bill Belichick.

But at some point during the evening, event organizers decided they wanted PFT Commenter out — and they sent security to escort him off the property.

Eventually, PFT says the Atlanta Police Dept. got involved and arrested him for criminal trespassing.

PFT says officials even called in the FBI to question him.

At some point enough is enough. The NFL has wronged many great men here at Barstool Sports, but bringing in the FBI to question a man whose identical twin brother’s death still lingers, is just cruel.

He gives his side of the brilliant work he did and the grueling interrogation he somehow survived here, but as a professional journalist, I thought I would reach out to PFT Commenter myself for an official statement. Unfortunately through the neck, back, and hand injuries he sustained, he had only this to say:

“I always knew I’d end up on TMZ but figured it would be for dying in a GHB fueled orgy.”

Now – thanks to that scumbag Roger Goodell and the FBI – PFT’s dream of making his first appearance on TMZ for death by multiple holes under the influence of date rape drugs has been taken from him. There will never be a second first. Instead, he’ll forever have to live with the image of himself not in a jumpsuit because that too was taken away from him, but in a SUIT being escorted out by other men in suits.

He deserved better.