Aldrick Rosas: Giants Kicker, Pro Bowler, Cowboys Hater

TALK THAT SHIT BIG AL! TALK THAT SHIT!!! The Giants have never had a placekicker that had a big leg, big dick, and big mouth before. But I could get used to having a kicker that openly hates the Cowboys and would have no problem booting a 60-yard game-winner in Cowboys Stadium and then give Jerry Jones a DX crotch chop on the Dallas Star. I know the last two seasons have not been the most fruitful for the Giants. But as the old saying goes, you need to have a great coach, quarterback, and kicker to win a Super Bowl. I don’t know if the G-Men have the first two parts of that equation in place or will in the near future. But as long as the guy in charge of knocking the ball through the uprights can go thigh for thigh with Saquon, I think the Giants are gucci at kicker.

Aldrick Rosas, confirmed Cowboys hater and all-around nice guy:

Enjoy the Pro Bowl, Aldrick. Next year lets hope you are blasting pigskin missiles in the game that’s played one week later.

Blogger’s Note: The Pro Bowl is in Orlando this year, not Hawaii. I’m an idiot, even though this fit is definitely big in the city that Mickey Mouse built