Florida – A substitute teacher in Florida was arrested Wednesday night for allegedly having inappropriate, sexual relationships with three underage students.
According to the Citrus County Chronicle, Angela Cone-Stanton, 50, was accused of sexually assaulting one student and sending sexually-explicit photos to two more. The Citrus County School District said they hired Cone-Stanton on January 3 as a short-term substitute teacher for Citrus High School’s athletics programs.
A … student who spoke with officers Tuesday claimed the suspect sent him partially-nude photos of herself through text message while two others claimed she used Snapchat to send them fully-nude pictures of herself summer 2018, the newspaper reported.
One of the students who Cone-Stanton allegedly corresponded with via Snapchat claimed she visited his home last year and performed oral sex on him. He was reportedly 15 at the time. …
WTVT reports that police arrested Cone-Stanton at her home after she corroborated some of the victims’ statements. … Inverness Storm cheerleading commissioner Sandi Watson confirmed to the Chronicle that Cone-Stanton was also heavily involved with their cheerleading and football organization, acting as vice president.
Let’s hear it for the people who help out in our school systems. I think sometimes we forget the vital role these non-full time paraprofessionals play in making our schools the best they can be. Be they volunteers, coaches, boosters, fundraisers, aids or substitutes, without their selfless sacrifice and tireless dedication to assisting our professional staff members, the strain on our educational institutions would simply be too much.
And let’s hear it especially for Angela Cone-Stanton. Who not only helps out with the cheerleading and football programs, she substitute teaches and still finds time to send out naked Snaps to the athletes and even visit one’s house to blow him. On her free time, I might add. Off the clock. With no reward for herself except the satisfaction of knowing she helped out You’re fortunate to have concerned adults like Angela willing to give of herself in this way, Inverness Storm. It’s people like her that make Florida the Sex Scandal Teacher State.
Looks: Damn. There’s a sitcom side character she reminds me of and I’ve been dwelling on it for an hour trying to think of who, but I’m not getting anywhere. It’s not from a show I watched regularly. I think she was a hard drinking side character. Like the next door neighbor or coworker. Anyway I have to get this posted but I’ll check the good, freight-paying members of our Gold community to see if anyone knows who I’m thinking of. Until then I’ll say she’s got a little Stifler’s mom in the mugshot. And a whole lot of “Crazy Frustrated Pageant Mom Living Vicariously Through Her Daughter” looks in those heavily Snapfiltered shots. But for 50? She’s held up relatively well. Grading on the 50-year-old curve she gets a
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Being around the football program. There just to “help out.” Doing it all “for the kids.” Getting friendly enough with no less than three of them. Swapping contact info. Carefully establishing a text relationship before introducing boob shots. Upgrading to Snapchat for the full frontals. Arranging the friendly home visit. Then diving in for the blowie. For some sexually berserk women, terrified by the fear of losing their appeal as they age, such a thing can take most of a career. She pulled it off just since January 3rd. Plus she admitted to it. That’s as much hustle as we’ve seen in 2019. Well done, Ms. Cone-Stanton.
Intangibles: My buddies and I would occasionally use “cone” as a substitute for “head.” As in “Did you get any cone from her?” As much as that brings back a lot of memories, it means nothing to anybody but me and maybe 20 other living beings. So instead I’ll just congratulate her for putting the “vice” in the Vice President of Inverness Storm Cheerleading.
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