Conor McGregor And "Cowboy" Cerrone Are Gonna Get Blackout Drunk At Their Presser If This Fight Happens

Oh, folks. This is a glorious sight for me to see after all those Russian death threats I received this Summer.

Conor McGregor getting along with a potential future opponent? Even promising the presser to be a “party” because they’re just gonna get drunk as fuck on Proper No. Twelve and Budweiser?! I mean, Dana…what are we waiting for here? Let’s get a date booked and these papers signed!

Maybe St. Patrick’s Day, and as Cowboy suggested after his impressive knockout win over Alexander Hernandez…in Ireland?!

Cowboy and McGregor’s posts are, of course, in reference to Khabib not accepting his “peace offering” of Proper No. Twelve at their pre-fight presser – due to religious reasons – which caused Conor to call him a “backwards cunt”, so Cerrone may now be on Nurmagomedov’s shit list, but I highly doubt the Cowboy cares.

I don’t even really care if they fight at this point. It’d be nice, but if they just went mano-a-mano in shots like Marion’s introduction scene in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, I feel like that’d be worth the price of a pay-per-view as well.

All I know is this: I want Conor v Cowboy to be a thing, and I want it now. Please, for the love of everything that is sacred and holy in this world, MMA Gods, let this happen.