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BLUE SWEATER GUY HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!!!!

GET EM, BLUE SWEATER!!! GET EM!!!! TELL THEM WHAT’S UP!

Haven’t seen someone keep the peace like that since The Five Good Emporers of the Pax Romana from 27 BC to AD 180. Just unbelievable poise and awareness to hop down the rows and make sure nobody, and I mean NOBODY, started throwing haymakers, not on his MVMT watch.

Just thank god in heaven that blue sweater was there tonight, it could have gotten ugly, it would have been ugly, and our children’s children’s children would have been scarred for life.

Thank you, nameless, fearless, keeper of the peace.

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On behalf of planet earth, we thank you.