Unnamed Jets Player Assaults Patriots Mascot At the Pro Bowl
So alot of people have been sending me this story. Just outraged that this unnamed Jets player blindsided the Patriots mascot at the Probowl. Calling for whoever this is to be arrested and prosecuted. Well guess what? I have a very different take. I think Pat the Patriot deserved it. Seriously what is the Patriots mascot doing at the Pro Bowl? The Pro Bowl isn’t a place for the New England Patriots. I mean when is the last time a Patriots player was at the Pro Bowl? It must have been in the steamship era? The Pro Bowl is the Loser Bowl. The place where all the players from all the teams whose asses we kicked during the regular season congregate to lick their wounds and wish they were us. This is no place for anybody affiliated with the New England Patriots. It’s beneath us. So I have no problem with this unnamed Jets player speared Pat the Patriot. I would too if I saw him there. Leave the Loser Bowl for the losers and get to Atlanta where you belong. The bottomline is if you lay with dogs you get fleas.