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BREAKING: Eagles RT Lane Johnson Might Be Suspended 4 Games For Positive PED Test

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NJ.COM – According to Paul Domowitch of the Philadelphia Daily News, Johnson has been suspended the first four games of the upcoming season after testing positive for PEDs. There has been no confirmation of the report from the team or the league. There are some conflicting reports on whether or not Johnson has been suspended, as Tim McManus of 97.5 the Fanatic is reporting “no suspension has been handed down from league.”

I guess we’ll know officially what’s going down soon, but when there’s smoke they’re usually fire. Fucking A, Lane. These aren’t part of Chip’s Sports Science mandatory diet, are they? If they are then pick it up and cover your tracks like everyone else. We’ve got a Super Bowl to pretend we can win.