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I Wonder If Kelly Osbourne Will Ever Regret Getting That Tattoo On Her Head

(source) – “Fashion Police” co-host Kelly Osbourne has added a new tattoo on her body, this time on her head. The 29-year-old daughter of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne shared a series of photos of Instagram documenting her new ink that reads “Stories…” on her scalp. This is obviously not the first time that Osbourne has inked herself. Back in 2013, she had a keyboard inked on her arm and explained, “I was miserable and I just went and got all these tattoos and I don’t know why. One of them is a keyboard and I don’t even know how to play a piano,” reported

Please. Has anyone been spoon fed a life anymore than this spawn of Ozzy? Now, my fashion sense rests somewhere between homeless vagrant and awkward Dad. If it were socially acceptable the only things I would wear in public are intramural t-shirts and mesh shorts. I still refuse to throw out my Airwalks and Iverson’s for Christ sake. But if this bitch is on a show called “Fashion Police” and thinks it’s wise to get a tattoo on her scalp then I also deserve to be paid a six-figure salary to give out fashion advice. Seems only fair.

For her sake I hope she doesn’t piss off her family or connections after this meltdown. Talk about a career decision. Nothing says employable like getting a tat on the skull. Ask any skinhead.