Demi Is Giving A Master Class On Being A Bad Betch On The Bachelor
THIS is why I watch The Bachelor. I want to see mean girls giving psychological damage to other contestants. It’s how I first got hooked on the show back in 2012. Courtney Robertson is one of the greatest villains of our time. Every week she had a new girl crying and going home. Robertson left a trail of tears in her wake and we haven’t seen anyone quite like her since. I had actually kind of given up on The Bachelor the past couple of years. Demi has me back in a big way and it’s because of moments like the clip above. “Oh you’re going to talk down to me? Well your eggs have expired you old bitch”. I want a girl takes an insult and then retaliates by chopping someone’s head off and stepping over their dead body while smiling ear to ear. That’s Demi.
You can’t just be mean though. That’s not enough to be an elite villain on The Bachelor. There’s a checklist to get to that Courtney Robertson level of bad betch.
Step 1) Be Really Fucking Hot
Uhh….yeah, check. You can’t be an intimidating mean girl villain if you aren’t hot and skinny. Those are the facts of life. Demi is both. Clearly.
2) Break The Unwritten Rules
There are certain unwritten rules in life. You don’t hoist the Cup if you haven’t won it, you don’t bunt when there’s a perfect game, you don’t steal second base when you’re up double digit runs in the 8th inning, and you do NOT touch the group date rose.
Fran’s tweet and that face sum up every girl in America. Fran knows the rules. Fran was ready to put a hit out on Demi last night. That’s how you know Demi is the real deal. The entire house hates her and every woman in America hates her. Me…I love her.
3) Play Mind Games
Courtney Robertson used to just casually strip down and go for a swim in the pool while some other girl was having her one on one date 15 feet away. Then would play dumb. “Oh were you having a date and an intimate conversation about how your brother died? Sorry, I’ll just be swimming laps casually in this white bikini”. Demi’s game was to just walk around in a robe and swipe Colton away from the old bag
Look at all the heads turning. Oh my god is she…in a robe, when we are all wearing cocktail attire? Is she naked under there? What is she doing?
Grab Colton, make the other girls wonder if you en route to steal his virginity. Break everyone’s brain. Live in their kitchen. It’s only been three weeks, but Demi is making every girl think about her. And when you don’t have a ton of brain power, using all of it on another girl in the house is tough to overcome.
4) Be Bold/Mark Your Territory/Maybe Touch His Dick
Corrine basically had sex on that trampoline. Pretty sure there was sex in the ocean with Courtney Robertson. Demi going right in for the public kiss and then the next ep she blind folds him and touches his dick…kind of
First girl to touch Colton’s dick…ever. Big bold move. The type of move that is just slutty enough to drive every on the show to pull their hair out even though its completely harmless. This is the type of move that gets you to hometowns.
I am all in on this girl. She knows how to play the game and has all the tools to do it. Be hot, be crazy, be slutty, be ruthless. Touch them all, Demi. I need her to start making girls cry. Seems like many girls in the house are teetering on the edge of a breakdown and Demi will be the one to push them over. Can’t wait. The Bachelor finally has a star villain to carry the show again.