It's About That Time To Send Out The Smoke Patrol On Steve Mason's Blonde Biddy

Stevey you awkward dog you! She’s a certified beaut and I want, nay, I need more. After an extensive search (5 second Google), her real name identifies with her Instagram account – Brittany Burton. However, when I attempted to go top shelf and get more pics I was stonewalled by this:

How is that even legal? You can’t seemingly look that good and not share yourself with the masses. It’s like Ty Webb shooting 69 but not keeping score or playing for money. Not only a total waste of talent but borderline inhumane. Should’ve went five hole.

PS – Christ. Act more like one of the best goaltenders in the league and less Magoo, Mase.

INSTANT UPDATE: We’re in, and we’re spectacular!

h/t Gavin