Kevin Durant Should Have Punched This Fan Right In The Fucking Face For Taking His Hat

I know a lot of people hate Kevin Durant for having the unmitigated GAUL for choosing to work at the best situation for himself and that fans for some reason think that because someone gets paid to play a sport, they can do or say whatever they want to them. But Kevin Durant should have punched this asshole right in the face for taking his hat. In life there are written rules that we call laws and unwritten rules that we call common sense. Yet somehow touching another man’s hat is even beyond that. It’s disrespect on a primal level going back to the time of the caveman. I have friends who wear hats to hide their hair (or lackthereof) and I would light their houses on fire before I ever considered touched their lid. As big a no no as there is in this world. And screaming out “I got his hat” like a 5th grade bully as Durant’s definitely not super weird and gross hair was exposed was equal to spitting in his face. KD having the restraint to not chokeslam that dickhead should make him eligible for Sainthood.

Not only did this video show that Kevin Durant in a benevolent human that takes the high road, but it proved why KD needs to sign with the Knicks this summer. No true Knicks fan would ever pull such a corny, disrespectful move. And if some KD hater or weirdo superfan did that, he would be received a flurry of punches by some guy wearing a Yankees hat before being stomped out with Timbs and having to drink his meals out of a straw for months. Durant shouldn’t have to worry about weirdos trying to take his hat and I pledge the millions of us Knicks fans around the planet will have his back in real life and on social media if he signs with New York this summer.