Does Donald Trump Control The Weather?

(source)–Activists will protest “racism, war and bigotry” during a march from Trump Tower to LaSalle Street, organizers wrote.

A protest two years in the making. Chants rehearsed, signs are made, 1200 word facebook posts pre-written, hair dyed extra blue. Dozens of angry Chicagoans are ready to really affect policy by walking around and yelling in unison. Let’s check the weather

Live look at the protest group chat:

Hate to see that. WSD just did a comprehensive blog about all the things you can do during a snow day as an adult. Binge tv, drink, make some chili, go sledding, maybe call a nice lady to cuddle with, there’s lots of things to do. Nowhere on that list is snow-shoeing down Michigan Ave to yell and bitch and moan while blocking snow removal efforts and traffic. I would never tell any of these protestors to kill themselves because that is a horrible thing to say. Luckily though they’re planning on doing it themselves anyways this weekend by walking around for hours in a blizzard. If you’re not smart enough to stay home this weekend then you’re not smart enough to comment on the President.

PS: This is not a political blog or the President’s performance. It is a blog about morons. Have a nice weekend.