Seven Year Old Goes Pimpquest After Catching TD Pass From Colin Kaepernick

The kid doesn’t have hair on his nuts yet and already has more swagger by age 7 than I will in my entire lifetime. Doesn’t matter he was out of bounds and almost dropped the ball, pimp’s gonna pimp. Also, big time play by the awkward white dad in the yellow hat bobbing his head then almost taking out the 7-year-old. You do what you have to do when a bunch of kids and a Super Bowl QB are stealing all your attention.

Kill em Jabari!

PS – I may not be able to spell guarentee or mayonessisse without having a minor stroke but I fucking nailed Kaepernick on the first try. Take that, America.