I'm Buying This Bulls Fan A Beef

This is the exact commitment we want from Chicago Stoolies. Just body them up with hard-nose defense everywhere they go without restraint or hesitation. Force these sabotage artists into submission and/or retirement via public shaming and embarrassment.

When this dumpster fire goes out I want them on their hands and knees begging for mercy. They’ve been collaborating in the Bulls destruction for the better part of 15 years and honestly it’s mind boggling they still come to work. Seriously. Imagine working a job where literally every single customer hates your guts because you suck. That’s the GarPax life right now.

Here’s a complete list of players that have left the organization since Fred Hoiberg took over in 2015:

Derrick Rose, Jimmy Butler, Dwyane Wade, Rajon Rondo, Joakim Noah, Pau Gasol, Kirk Hinrich, Doug McDermott, E’Twaun Moore, Tony Snell, Taj Gibson, Aaron Brooks, Mike Dunleavy, Isaiah Canaan, Michael Carter Williams, Jerian Grant, Joffrey Lauvergne, Anthony Morrow, Paul Zipser, David Nwaba, Spencer Dinwiddie, Noah Vonleh, Kay Felder, Quincy Pondexter, Sean Kilpatrick, and Omer Asik.

26 diffrent names to go along with 6 different head coaches: Bill Cartwright, Scott Skiles (loved Skiles btw), Vinny Del Negro, Thibs, Hoiberg and now Boylen. You seriously couldn’t fuck this up any harder if you actively tried.

My only conclusion is that Jerry Reinsdorf forgot that he owns the Bulls. Like he’s so preoccupied with retaliating to the Cubs 2016 World Series that the Bulls just disappeared from his brain. If only the rest of us were so lucky we wouldn’t have to think about this shit either. Unfortunately that’s not the case and it’s about time GarPax hear about it from all of us.