Jessica Simpson's 10-Year Challenge Is Great Reminder That We Should All Be Grateful For Her Years Of Service

Jessica Simpson keeps it 100. She’s pregnant and has massively swollen feet and doesn’t care who the fuck knows. She could have easily posted an adorable picture of her baby belly being fawned over by her adoring husband, but she didn’t. She’s happily married and is done trying to impress us.

Jessica graced us with her body for years, she doesn’t owe us shit.

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Thank you for your service, Jessica.

We will always have Chicken of the Sea. 

P.S. If the present isn’t really your thing…