— Deion Sanders Jr (@DeionSandersJr) June 23, 2014
What did you do with your father growing up to establish manhood? Go to a baseball game? Maybe a camping trip? Work on a car and just argue the entire time? Well, that sort of soft stuff doesn’t fly in the Sanders household. And nothing says male bonding more than cleansing the colon. Getting water flushed up your pooper at Mach-5 speed then having shit fly out like the Hoover Dam has been breached is an experience that will make the tamest boy into the manliest man.
Leon Sandcastle also likes a clean colon. Or so I’ve heard.