The First Annual 2009 vs. 2019 Challenge Award Winners

The First Annual 2009 vs. 2019 Challenge drew millions of participants of all ages to a social media competition that proved to the world that physical appearances can change over the course of a decade. Your official place winners:

1st Place: Kim Jong Un

The hearthrob Supreme Leader of North Korea went nuclear on Twitter last night with his jaw-dropping submission for the massively viral #2009vs2019 challenge. Jong Un, 36, had another explosive decade physically, highlighted by maintaining a perfect hairline, smooth boyish skin, and a strikingly stout jawline. The international icon was also voted the Sexiest Man of North Korea by The Pyongyang Times in 2018.

2nd Place: Pharrell Williams

The 25-year-old singer defied the laws of aging for the 20th straight year by remaining 25 years old despite time continuing to advance.

3rd Place: Bernie Madoff

Something fraudulent must be in the water at the Federal Correctional Institution, because the 80-year-old former stockbroker seems to have aged backwards since 2009.

4th Place: Steven Anthony Lawrence 

In the last ten years alone, the 28-year-old Even Stevens star ditched a double chin and said “peace” to a pesky pimple.

5th Place: Ford Taurus 

The sleek sixth-generation automobile went from “On my way!” to “here” in the last ten years.

6th Place: Barron Trump

Someone check the White House for performance enhancing drugs, because the 12-year-old presidential associate nearly quadrupled in size and strength since 2009.

7th Place: Joe Paterno Statue 

There’s no denying that the Paterno Statue got insanely hot over the course of a decade. After graduating from Penn State, the famous sculpture was melted down in order to make the bronze letters affixed to the Food Science building.

8th Place: Sammy Sosa 

The 50-year-old former baseball star cruised to a completely new look over the last ten years and evaded plenty of routine traffic stops along the way.