A Lovely Couple Celebrated The World Cup By Going Full Doggy Style In Front Of 2K+ People At The Piazza At Schmidts

GOAALLLLLLLLL! There’s better time to bend something over in the name of America than in full view of thousands of drunken people. Total Patriotic move going cheeks first to the crowd, too. A “Don’t Tread On Me” of sorts in form of a full moon. However, going the Commie route and sharing his slay equally to the masses wouldn’t be opposed, either. The one time Socialism works outside of health care in every developed nation around the world except here.

Elsewhere in and around the city for yesterday’s USA game:

Outside of Fado was a utter madhouse as they closed off the street (via Wilhunting on Reddit). SHOCKED there hasn’t been a drunken fight or straight up nudey video sent in yet from this:

The Blarney Stone was packed to the gills with sheer Patriotism. Again.

And heartbreak was captured down at Firefly, where the reaction might have been exactly the same if they won. Crossing the finish line at a 3-day smoke and booze-a-thon is emotionless no matter what:

 
See you out there on Thursday at noon, Philly. We all know you have nothing better to do. Except this lonesome Philly fan. Guy probably has hours of Flyers game footage to review in preparation for the ’14-’15 schedule that’s just been announced. Godspeed, young fan.