Get A Load Of This Bro Riding Beyond Dirty On The Back Of His Woman's Scooter In Rittenhouse Sq.

READER EMAIL: Haha

Saw this dude in Rittenhouse yesterday. Totally emasculated.

 
Whoa there, no helmet? Best take it easy or Hell’s Angels might get jealous. I can’t even imagine what kind of ruckus she’s going to allow him to raise once he gets off that moped. Possibly buy a Yankee Candle or two then go raid a Gender Revealing party. That’s before the nice little Saturday they have planned of going to Home Depot and maybe a little Bed Bath & Beyond if they have time. For his sake I pray his balls are nestled somewhere in that backpack.

BONUS READER EMAIL: Mcdonalds

Saw this lady getting her post church meal down on broad street.

Viva

Mike

Can’t hate on what works.