READER EMAIL: Haha
Saw this dude in Rittenhouse yesterday. Totally emasculated.
Whoa there, no helmet? Best take it easy or Hell’s Angels might get jealous. I can’t even imagine what kind of ruckus she’s going to allow him to raise once he gets off that moped. Possibly buy a Yankee Candle or two then go raid a Gender Revealing party. That’s before the nice little Saturday they have planned of going to Home Depot and maybe a little Bed Bath & Beyond if they have time. For his sake I pray his balls are nestled somewhere in that backpack.
BONUS READER EMAIL: Mcdonalds
Saw this lady getting her post church meal down on broad street.
Can’t hate on what works.